I am going to invent a new iPhone game. It will be based on Tap Tap Revenge, where you listen to a song and tap these little colored dots in time to the music. Only mine will be called Cat Cat Revenge.
In the game, your computer cats will spend their time jumping on forbidden objects like the dining room table and the kitchen counter, and you will swipe them off with a swipe of your finger.
The cats will then take revenge by spitting up hairballs under the table or right at your feet while you felax on the couch.
In other words, it'll be like my real life, only computerized and therefore it shall spare me from having to go after the fool cats and clean up their cat "tummy troubles".
I really don't understand cats.