One such exchange went like this... Him: "So, what kind are you? I'm Roman Catholic."
me: Well, I serve an interfaith population.
Him: Okay, that's great. I would have figured you... were... Jewish.
me: Well, that's funny! I'm actually an Episcopal priest, serving an interfaith population.
Him: Not Jewish?
me: nope, sorry. Episcopal priest, serving interfaith.
Silence. Then, him: Oh, you know, that's fine. I just would have figured, you know, you have that... (gesturing in front of his face, apparently hoping that I will realize he is referring to the large prominent appendage attached to everyone's face).
me: Nope, sorry, not Jewish. I just have a really big nose.
him: Yeah, that nose.