We are celebrating the arrival of the little boy who will carry the non-phonetic name of Bagioni to the next generation. Ah yes, 20 more years of teachers struggling valiantly and often vainly to pronounce the three syllables. And they never just spit it out... they always draaaaaag it out to its furthest- "Bah... uh... BAY-GUY-ON-n-n-n-n-n-Eye?" before admitting they have no idea how to pronounce classic Italian.
Welcome to the world, kid. Auntie Bee stands ready to feed you Mountain Dew as soon as you learn to say "Please" and "Thank you", to feed you Bento lunches, and to introduce you to sushi and tofu at unreasonably early ages.
Your mom and dad have no idea what a wild ride they are in for. But I gotta admit, you are one fabulous looking kid.